dysenterygay:

i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame 

(via leanne-ofthefirenation)

so excited for this weekend 

do you ever go through those phases where you just don’t feel like talking to anyone for a few days and it’s not because you’re mad or anything you just don’t feel like talking???

(Source: clara-oswald, via dezzytron)

If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.

(via keepyour-fingerscrossed)

agapie:

rabioheab:

are there actually people out there who make their beds every morning or is that just a myth 

we do exist and we suffer from an illness called “living with our parents”

yes

sokkalogical:

the only thing more beautiful than curves on a woman are curves on a final exam

(via dezzytron)